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Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

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Dec 31, 2025

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Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

Spotted on Snapchat:

“I’m doing better than my parents at my age. They had, like, no followers.”

Just shared via Instagram:

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

Making waves on Twitch:

I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

Shared recently on Reddit:

If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Oh, him? He’s my insignificant other.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

At the end of the day, it’s just me and me.

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53 shares on Instagram this month:

Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.

61 shares on Reddit this month:

Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

87 shares on Messenger this month:

If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

30 shares on Discord this month:

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

36 shares on TikTok this month:

The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

47 shares on YouTube this month:

I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

88 shares on Instagram this month:

‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

20 shares on Slack this month:

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

63 shares on Facebook this month:

“Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself, while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

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I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

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Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

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Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

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In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

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I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

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My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

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I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

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I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.

Seen just now on Messenger:

What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

Just landed via Pinterest:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

Going viral on Telegram:

The Christmas tree I’ve had up all year makes a lot more sense now.

Just landed via TikTok:

All I want I for Christmas is to go to the mall in 1986.

Just shared via Twitch:

I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

Making waves on Threads:

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

Freshly posted on Slack:

No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

Just landed via Messenger:

It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

Spotted on Pinterest:

The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

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