Funny escapism quotes

• 

  3 months ago

  Share →: An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs therapy when you can have a dose of adventure and a dragon to sort out your troubles? 🐉✨ Who knew mythical creatures had healing powers too? 🤣 #DragonTherapy"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

  Commentary:
  "If your problem can't be fixed by coffee, tequila, or sex, then you might need divine intervention! 🙏☕🍹😏 Just kidding, maybe it's time to call in the professionals…or invest in a solid therapy fund! 😉 #LifeAdvice"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

  Commentary:
  "Reality just couldn't take a hint, so now it's been officially ghosted with a restraining order 👻⚖️. Sorry, reality, it's not you, it's me… wanting to live in my own little dreamland 🌟💭. #ByeFelicia"

For even more funny escapism quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny escapism quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌