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Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

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Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

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My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

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I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

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I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

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This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

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If I’m out drinking and β€œPush It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

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My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

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I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

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They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

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Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

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Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

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Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

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8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

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People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

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Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

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Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

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Going bananas on Instagram:

Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

Going viral on YouTube:

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

Making waves on Facebook:

I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

Spotted on Discord:

I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

Breaking via Facebook:

A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

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Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

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