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Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

There is a special place reserved in hell for website designers who disable cut and paste in password fields.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I’d pick living.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

If you’re going through hell, keep going.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

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Jan 20, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WeChat:

Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

Making waves on Twitch:

What happened to the huge corporate Christmas parties you see in all the ’90s movies? Seems like that doesn’t exist at all anymore.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

Going bananas on Discord:

I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

Breaking via Facebook:

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

Going viral on Threads:

One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

Making waves on X:

I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

Spreading quickly via X:

I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

100 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

24 shares on Pinterest this month:

I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

30 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

81 shares on Facebook this month:

They should invent a good thing that happens.

54 shares on Facebook this month:

Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

64 shares on Slack this month:

Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.

99 shares on X this month:

I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

22 shares on Discord this month:

Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

11 shares on Threads this month:

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Look, the problem with The Life of a Showgirl is that, for maybe the first time in her music career, Taylor Swift has nothing to say.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

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He’s a 10, but it’s the pain scale.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WeChat:

Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

Spotted on WeChat:

If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Tested positive for being single af

Just landed via Discord:

First date idea: you transfer me all your crypto.

Just shared via Discord:

I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

Just landed via Slack:

If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.

Freshly posted on Slack:

They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

Going viral on Slack:

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

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