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  • What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

    Commentary:
    “Talk about explosive parenting! 💥👶 Just imagine the chaos in the delivery room… Cut the right cord, or boom goes the dynamite! 😂🤯 #BabyBoom”

  • Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

    Commentary:
    “Apparently, even emotions have their limits! 💥🤯 Maybe next time, the empath should dial down the vibes a tad. It’s all fun and games until someone loses their mind!” 😆 #EmpathicExplosions

  • I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

    Commentary:
    Well, if you think about it, popcorn is quite literally the explosive drama queen of the vegetable world! 🍿💥 I can imagine some confused chefs back in the day, trying to figure out why their broccoli wasn’t turning into a tasty snack with a satisfying POP! 😂 Just goes to show, sometimes the most unexpected discoveries come from foodie mishaps! 🌽🤯

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