Funny explosion quotes

• Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

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  2 months ago

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• I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

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  2 months ago

  animals, cat, cats, convinced, Earth, explosion, feet, humor, land, landing, moon, safely, safety, space, whimsical

• What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, baby, cord, cords, cut, exploded, explosion, funny scenario, humor, imagination, scenario, umbilical, umbilical cord, wrong

• Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

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  2 months ago

  empath, exploded, explosion, head, humor, just, reaction, walking

• I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

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  2 months ago

  curiosity, different, discovery, explosion, food, humor, i, popcorn, vegetable, wonder

• Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.

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  3 months ago

  apology, being, confusion, conversation, every, everything, explode, explosion, humor, i, just, me, multitalk, same, sorry, talk, thing, time, try, weird

• Mental state: just googled “When will the sun explode.”

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  3 months ago

  anxiety, curiosity, explode, explosion, Google, googled, humor, just, mental, mental state, state, sun

• If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.

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  5 months ago

  emotional, explode, explosion, humor, i, joke, mood, mood ring, personality, ring

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