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I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

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That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

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The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

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Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

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I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

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My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

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Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

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Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

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Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

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My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

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Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

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I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

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To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

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My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

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And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

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I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

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Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

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It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

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Share →: Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

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When you realize your dog has a self-destruct mode 😂💥🐕
2 weeks ago
Share →: I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

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"That’s one small step for cats, one giant leap for feline-kind! 🐾🌕🐱"
5 months ago
Share →: What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

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"Talk about explosive parenting! 💥👶 Just imagine the chaos in the delivery room… Cut the right cord, or boom goes the dynamite! 😂🤯 #BabyBoom"
6 months ago
Share →: Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

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"Apparently, even emotions have their limits! 💥🤯 Maybe next time, the empath should dial down the vibes a tad. It's all fun and games until someone loses their mind!" 😆 #EmpathicExplosions
6 months ago
Share →: I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

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Well, if you think about it, popcorn is quite literally the explosive drama queen of the vegetable world! 🍿💥 I can imagine some confused chefs back in the day, trying to figure out why their broccoli wasn't turning into a tasty snack with a satisfying POP! 😂 Just goes to show, sometimes the most unexpected discoveries come from foodie mishaps! 🌽🤯

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Short men store so much anger in their little body.

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Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

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I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

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You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

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Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

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People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

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Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

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I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

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The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

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Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

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I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

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Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

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The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

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My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

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Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

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I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care, so it works out.

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I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

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No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

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Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

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