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49 Funny fantasy quotes

Funny fantasy quotes 🌟 have a magical way of tickling your imagination and sparking laughter! πŸ˜‚ Whether it’s wizards with wry wit, dragons delivering punchlines πŸ‰, or elves with an unexpected sense of humor, these gems sprinkle a little enchantment on your day. Dive into a world where even the most epic battles have a comedic twist, and let these quotes whisk you away on a whimsical adventure of fun and fantasy! βœ¨πŸ“š

My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

Posted onMar 17, 2025

I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

Posted onMar 17, 2025

An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

Posted onMar 14, 2025Mar 14, 2025

Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

Posted onFeb 24, 2025Feb 24, 2025

My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

β€œAI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, β€œslightly.”

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

Posted onJan 23, 2025

The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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