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Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

3 months ago

Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

3 months ago

Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

3 months ago

Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

3 months ago

As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

3 months ago

Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

3 months ago

Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

3 months ago

The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

3 months ago

The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

3 months ago