Funny fears quotes

• Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

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  4 weeks ago

  1, 2, being, contradiction, fear, fears, humor, infertility, pregnancy, pregnant, worst, worst fear

• My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

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  4 weeks ago

  anxiety, back, face, fear, fears, humor, i, phone, procrastination, said, should, therapist, therapy, turned

• The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

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  1 month ago

  bed, childhood, fears, floor, humor, imagination, mattress, monster, monsters, possibility

• One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

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  1 month ago

  apocalypse, comfort, fan, fear, fears, having, humor, sleep, survival, zombie

• Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

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  1 month ago

  fears, hours, humor, just, me, rule, sleep, tears, uninterrupted, want, world

• I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

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  1 month ago

  again, death, fear, fears, humor, i, life, me, mortality, much, pathetic, sarcasm, waking, waking up, woke

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