Commentary:
"Who needs to worry about monsters under the bed when you've evicted them by making the mattress their new landlord? 😂👻 No security deposit required!"
Funny fears quotes
One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.
Commentary:
"Imagine fighting off brain-eating zombies all day, only to be taken down by a lack of white noise at night! 🧟♂️💨 Sweet dreams, survivors! #Priorities #ZombieApocalypseSurvivalTip"
Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.
Commentary:
"Tears for Fears had big dreams of ruling the world 🌍, but let's be real, I just want a solid 8 hours of sleep without any interruptions 🌙😴. Who needs a kingdom when you've got a cozy bed, am I right? 😄💤"