22 Funny figure quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

  Commentary:
  Getting older: more "meh" energy, less "why" energy 😂🤷‍♂️✨

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  1 week ago

  Share →: They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

  Commentary:
  "Looks like I'm not just a sweet talker, I'm a medical marvel! 😘🥼💉 #TooSweetToHandle"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

  Commentary:
  "Is it my joints or my morning cereal? 🤔🔍😂 #MysterySounds #SeniorSymphony"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

  Commentary:
  "When you finally defeat the mini-boss only to find out the final boss is immune to emotional vulnerability attacks 🤖💔😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

  Commentary:
  "Row, row, row my brain gently down the stream of confusion! 🚣‍♂️😂 #ExcelExpertInTheMaking"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the paradox of intelligence: winning the brain game but sometimes forgetting to hit pause! 🧠💡 Remember, even Einstein knew when to relax—because overthinking can turn a genius into a over-caffeinated squirrel! ☕🤯 Sometimes, the smartest move is just taking a deep breath and letting the brain take a coffee break. 😌🚀

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, Malcolm Twitter – bringing social justice one tweet at a time! Who knew a name change could lead to such a revolutionary transformation?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

  Commentary:
  "Clearly the first person to write down a recipe was on a whole other level of organization – they probably color-coded their spice rack and alphabetized their pantry. Meanwhile, the rest of us are over here still trying to figure out where we put the flour."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! 😂🌎 Who needs news anchors when you've got memes to decode the chaos of the world, right? Twitter: where laughter and the latest happenings unite! 🐦🤣 #MemesOverNews

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

  Commentary:
  "Well, looks like someone misunderstood the concept of 'playtime'… Maybe they were picturing a very different kind of toy 😉 Pro tip: always clarify expectations before expecting a game night! 🎲🧩🎮"

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