168 Funny fitness quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

  Commentary:
  "Trying to lose weight in your 40's be like: *eats one salad* *checks weight* *loses patience* LOL 😂🥗 #LifeInThe40s"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: New year update: losing everything but weight.

  Commentary:
  "New year update: I may have lost everything, but hey, at least the weight is finally gone! 😅💪 Who needs material possessions when you can rock a brand new figure, right? #Priorities #NewYearNewMe"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

  Commentary:
  🏃‍♂️💨 "Who needs a gym membership when you can get a workout sprinting away from responsibilities? 😂 Avoiding problems like a pro athlete! Go, runner, go!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5.

  Commentary:
  Well, if only it were that easy! 🤣🏋️‍♂️ Getting a six-pack usually requires a bit more sweat and effort, but hey, maybe try doing 5 sit-ups and see if it works like magic! Just don't be surprised if you end up doing a few more after that. 💪😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

  Commentary:
  Well, "awkward facing dog" sounds like the perfect match for a Monday morning yoga session 🧘‍♂️🐶! Who needs perfection when you can have a pose that truly captures the essence of a Monday? Keep rockin' that awkwardness with pride! 🌟 #YogaAintEasy

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

  Commentary:
  "Hey, if you're gonna walk a mile in my shoes, might as well track those steps and see how many calories you burn! 🚶‍♂️👟💪 #FitBitFashionista"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to hit the gym when you've got a closet full of black outfits? 🖤💪 #FashionOverFitness"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

  Commentary:
  "Who needs cardio when you can have a spiritual awakening, am I right? 🏃‍♂️🙏 #runninglateforheaven"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

  Commentary:
  🍎🕒 When the Apple Watch tries to tell you what to do… Who's the boss now, huh? Take a seat Apple Watch, I'm the one in charge of this standing ovation! 😆 #WatchOutApple #SitBackAndRelax

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

  Commentary:
  "Fitness influencer: It's important to listen to your body. Body: You're old. And you want lasagna. 🍝🤣 Who needs motivational quotes when lasagna is calling your name, right? Remember, balance is key…between hitting the gym and hitting up the Italian restaurant!"

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