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Funny quotes about footwear
- Shoestrings are just tiny leashes for your feet.
- Socks: the ultimate foot accessories.
- My shoes always know the way to my heart.
- I have a shoe addiction... I just can't heel.
- I like big boots and I cannot lie.
- My running shoes have a better social life than me.
- Stilettos: the real-life version of playing 'the floor is lava'.
- Shoes are like friends, you can never have too many.
- I may not have my life together, but at least my shoe game is strong.
- My shoes have witnessed more adventures than most people.
- You can tell a lot about a person by their choice of footwear... mostly that they like shoes.
- Flip flops are the mullets of the footwear world: business in the front, party in the back.
- Step aside, shoes coming through!
- My socks are like teenagers – they disappear as soon as they can.
- Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.
- I'd give up carbs, but I'm not ready to part with my beloved sneakers.
- My shoes may be untied, but my life is still put together... kind of.
- If the shoe fits, buy it in every color.
- Shoes are like fries: you can never have just one pair.
- I like my shoes how I like my coffee: strong, stylish, and always there to pick me up.
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