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Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

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Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

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Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

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Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

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I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

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I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

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I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

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Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

Spotted on YouTube:

If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

Just shared via Snapchat:

There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

Spotted on WeChat:

Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

Going viral on Reddit:

You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

Just landed via Slack:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

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I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

Just landed via Threads:

Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

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Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

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Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

I need you to put the fun in refund!

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Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

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Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

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Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

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I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

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Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

Shared recently on Threads:

If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

Spotted on Twitch:

The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

Spotted on Facebook:

After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

Making waves on Discord:

Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

Spotted on WeChat:

The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

My chakra went out for cigarettes.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

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I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

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