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Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

50 shades of single.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

I love how women can go from obsessed to not interested at all when a man makes that one wrong move.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

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Seen just now on Reddit:

I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

Just shared via YouTube:

I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

Live now on X:

Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

Going viral on X:

The art of staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

Just shared via Snapchat:

This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

Shared recently on X:

Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

Just shared via Slack:

This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

42 shares on TikTok this month:

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

87 shares on Threads this month:

Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

50 shares on Discord this month:

You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

86 shares on Twitch this month:

As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

58 shares on YouTube this month:

Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

25 shares on Telegram this month:

Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

42 shares on TikTok this month:

Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.

41 shares on Telegram this month:

The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

94 shares on Messenger this month:

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

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12 folks are currently checking 👀

Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I stopped adding “Let me know if you have any more questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again.

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If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

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Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

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It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

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Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

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Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

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Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

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Why do they make the wine glass so large if you’re not supposed to fill it to the top?

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I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Facebook:

Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

Shared recently on Slack:

They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

Breaking via Discord:

You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

Just landed via X:

Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

Just landed via Instagram:

The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

Shared recently on Threads:

Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

Making waves on Instagram:

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

Live now on Slack:

Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

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