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I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

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I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

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I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

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If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

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What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

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Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

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I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

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“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

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Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

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It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

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A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

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The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

Freshly posted on Discord:

My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

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I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

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I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

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Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

Seen just now on Reddit:

If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

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Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

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Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

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The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

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Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

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Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

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Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

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I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

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I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

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In a relationship with my heated car seat.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.

Trending via Discord:

Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

Just shared via Reddit:

Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

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We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

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I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

Making waves on Reddit:

A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

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“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

Just landed via Facebook:

Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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