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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

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“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

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Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

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Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

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Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

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You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

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Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

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I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

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If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

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Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

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A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

Going viral on Twitch:

The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

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If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

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When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

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I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

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Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

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I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

Seen just now on Facebook:

When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

Reported on Instagram:

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

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Share →: He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

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"Yeah, he's just really dedicated to the cause of *social* media justice! 😂📢 #AllyOrAddicted?"
2 months ago
Share →: I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

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"Next time someone asks me if I can cook, I'm bringing blueprints to the date. 🏡👷‍♀️🍳"
2 months ago
Share →: If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

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"When a tree falls in the forest, it makes a sound. When a husband speaks without his wife around… the sound is 'just kidding!'" 😅🌲🗣️
5 months ago
Share →: The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

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"Ah, the delicate dance of feigning innocence while secretly holding all the answers 🤫💁‍♀️ It's the ultimate power move of pretending to be clueless when you're actually the mastermind behind the scenes! Who said women can't multitask? 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

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"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes and secretly plotting her takeover 😏💁‍♀️ Who said women don't have superpowers? 💪👀"

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Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

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Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

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Celery is depressing green water wafers.

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Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

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Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

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Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

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Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

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Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

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Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

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This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

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Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

Trending via Slack:

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

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You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

Just landed via X:

I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

Going viral on Discord:

Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

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My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

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