135 Funny give quotes

Funny give quotes 😂💬 the delightful art of sharing giggles wrapped in words, are perfect for injecting humor into any conversation. Whether you’re looking to add a sprinkle of wit to your day or find the perfect comeback, these little gems are your ticket to laughter land. So, buckle up and prepare for a wild ride through the whimsical world of words that tickle your funny bone! 🎉

“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

Commentary:
😂🤔 "My schedule is as open as a book with a plot twist incoming!" 📅📖

Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.

Commentary:
When he says he’ll give 110%, but he meant 110% of the bare minimum 🤦‍♂️🙈

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

Commentary:
Trying to explain to my boss why I need a break to strategize my snack heists, but they’re just not nibbling… 🥨🥷⌛

If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

Commentary:
Thinking cap on, pizza oven preheated! 🍕🤔 If it's not cheesy, I can't make it easy! 😄

I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

Commentary:
"Fun fact about me: I once survived an icebreaker by using 'um' as a flotation device! 😅🧊🚤"

Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

Commentary:
They should have offered PhDs in Hide and Seek, I'd be a world champ by now! 🎓🤷‍♂️😂

You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

Commentary:
Desperate times call for desperate spammers! From royal riches to real-world job offers—what's next, an email saying I won a year of free parking? 🚗📧😂

I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

Commentary:
Wait, so when do we get the "cool uncle/aunt" paycheck to fund this operation? 🤔💸😆

Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

Commentary:
Once this broccoli becomes a lawyer, there are no excuses left! 🌿📚💼

Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

Commentary:
Sounds like we all deserve a "Survived Today" medal – participation trophies for everyone! 🏆🎉😊

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