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Why are plane tickets so expensive? You’re going that way anyway, just give me a ride.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a few minutes.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking Grok, ‘Is this true?’ and then arguing with it when it doesn’t give him the answer he likes.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I don’t give people directions. What if no one wants them there?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Addicted to bad posture. Omggg, why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis?

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

Posted onMay 18, 2026May 18, 2026

Having a job is insane because they give you actual money in exchange for pressing the buttons.

Posted onMay 6, 2026

If you break up with the same person enough times, you eventually get married. Never give up.

Posted onApr 3, 2026

You will give your period 50 acres of prime pad, and it will still choose to encroach on your underwear.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Lord, take away my suffering and give it to anyone who’s ever said, ‘Hey, Grok.’

Posted onApr 1, 2026

I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card, and he gives me a $100 gift card.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Imagine giving someone your heart at Christmas, but the very next day they give it away. Haha, would feel so stupid.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Car insurance should give you back money at the end of the year for having no accidents.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

My wife just pulled me into the other room, and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me M&M’s without the kids seeing.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

Posted onMar 31, 2026

I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

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