129 Funny God quotes

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  14 hours ago

  Commentary:
  God be like, "Time for your pockets to perform some miracles! 💸✨🙌"

  aspiration, bless, blessing, financial, financial stability, generosity, God, humor, i, money, others, pocket, pockets, stability, stable, wealth

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  14 hours ago

  Commentary:
  I’ll bring the sacrificial snacks! 🍕😂🔮

  casual, false, false god, God, humor, invitation, later, man, pull, slang, worship

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  3 days ago

  Commentary:
  🤣 I guess I’ve been channeling my inner "weird uncle" all along! 🧔🕺

  carrying, energy, God, humor, i, language, meaning, means, meant, misunderstanding, oh, slang, thought, unc, uncle, uncool, weird, word, word meaning

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  3 days ago

  Commentary:
  Trying to figure out God's plot twists is seriously scary! 😱🎬👻

  director, favorite, God, horror, horror director

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Unlocking God Mode: now accepting life's glitches with a smirk and a side of popcorn 🍿😄🛠️

  amusement, annoyance, annoyed, attitude, emotion, enter, figure, God, hack, humor, improvement, life, life hack, mindset, mode, motivation, much, positivity, pretty, self, self-improvement, state

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Kissing: The universal language where no one uses their words but everyone understands the message 😘💋

  affection, girl, God, humor, kiss, relationship

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like someone needs to send God a "Smiting for Dummies" book! 🗡️😂📚

  divine, enough, God, humor, joke, religion, sarcasm, smiting

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When you turn your prayers into 'Find My Device' 😂🙏🎧

  AirPod, AirPods, am, dropped, everyday, everyday problem, everything, frustration, God, help, humor, i, item, lost, lost item, me, only, please, prayer, problem, technology, where

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Looks like even the universe couldn't resist throwing in some buggy DLC! 🤷‍♂️🦷✨

  dental, dental extraction, extraction, forgot, glitch, God, humor, idea, just, modern, modern technology, patch, pull, random, technology, teeth, tooth, wisdom, wisdom tooth

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Watch out, fellas! If women had venom glands, some of us might not survive a girl's night out! 🐍💄

  gland, God, humor, hypothetical, i, imagination, venom, venom gland, woman, women

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