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Oh, I must have missed the chapter where emojis save souls! 😂✝️📱#ModernMiracles
144 Funny God quotes
Why will Satan torture people in hell for disobeying the same God he disobeyed?
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Sounds like Satan's running one very confusing employee training program down there! 🔥😈🙃
The amount of people who “find God” after doing something evil needs to be studied.
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Looks like divine intervention is the ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card! 😇🃏🔍
God gives the most irritable bowels to the most beautiful angels.
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When you're an angel on the runway but a hurricane in the bathroom 🚶♀️💨😇
Honestly, I can see why God flooded the Earth that one time.
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"Guess God couldn't find a 'reset' button, so He went for a deep clean! 🌊🙌"
“You’re crazy.” God forbid I keep my family traits alive.
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Keeping the family tradition of spicing up the gene pool alive and well! 😂🧬
Everything is a sign from God if you’re schizophrenic enough.
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Well, if my morning coffee spills, is it divine intervention telling me to clean up my act? 🤔☕️🧹
“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.
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Napping: my second favorite thing to do in bed! 😴😂
God, is there anything worse than when someone wants to show you a video?
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In the age of the internet, even opening hearts has a loading time ⏳🙄🎬
Praying to God with a Chinese accent, and he is cracking up.
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God must be adding some extra soy sauce to his jokes today 😂🙏🍜