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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

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I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

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It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

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Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

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Praying to God with a Chinese accent, and he is cracking up.

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Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

Making waves on Facebook:

The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

Making waves on LinkedIn:

When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

Shared recently on TikTok:

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

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Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

Just landed via Slack:

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

Just landed via Snapchat:

That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

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Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

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81 shares on Reddit this month:

Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

23 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

99 shares on WeChat this month:

“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Like an advent calendar, you make me want to open up more every day.

59 shares on Instagram this month:

If I were a higher power, and people were doing evil in my name, I’d probably stop it … but that’s just me.

31 shares on Snapchat this month:

They say sugar can’t fix your problems. Yeah, well, neither can broccoli. At least cake puts in the effort.

22 shares on YouTube this month:

If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.

26 shares on Reddit this month:

I have never read a Hacker News thread where any of the commenters seemed as if their life contained joy.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

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Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

No open job postings for “Warrior Poet” found in your area. Please try another search.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

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Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

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Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

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Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

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Trending via Threads:

My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I was meant to be rich, I can tell by the way I spend money.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

Shared recently on Threads:

It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

Just landed via Slack:

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.

Freshly posted on Slack:

If you see me in public, it’s AI.

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Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

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