137 Funny hate quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the shocking reality of life – always electrifying! ⚡️ Just remember, friends don't let friends get zapped in public. 💀😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

  Commentary:
  "True, the dentist may make you say 'ahh,' but they won't make you say 'eww, get on the scale.' 😆🦷 #DentistWins"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

  Commentary:
  Oh, the struggles of parenting! 🤪📅 It's like trying to solve a riddle every time they ask, right? Time becomes a mere concept when you have little ones around. Just tell them it's "Today" and leave it at that! 😂 #ParentingProblems

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

  Commentary:
  "Debt collectors really know how to hold a grudge, huh? 😂 It's like they never forget that one time you missed a payment five years ago! 📅💸 Let's hope they have a better memory for their own birthdays! 🎉🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

  Commentary:
  "Trying to catch some Z's but the dentist is out here ruining nap time vibes like 🦷🛌😂 #NapInterrupted"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic "offer-help-then-get-actual-work" maneuver – a true art form in the realm of subtle rejection! 🎭 It's like extending a hand in friendship and getting a high-five in return. 🖐️ Oh, the joy of lending a hand only to have it gently declined! 😅 #JustMyLuck

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs commas when you've got attitude and sass like that? 💁‍♀️ Breathing is overrated anyways, just wing it like the grown adult you are! 😂 #NoCommasNoProblem"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe we should invent an alarm clock that slaps the person back to sleep 🛌💤 or one that self-destructs if you hit snooze too many times 🤯⏰. Just a thought! 🤷‍♂️😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic dilemma of every child: balancing honesty with preserving your parents' peace of mind 🤥👩‍👧‍👦 Just remember, they probably have a sixth sense for detecting fibs! Proceed with caution 😉 #ParentalTruthsAndLies"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

  Commentary:
  "Who needs hate when you can have cold, hard cash being thrown your way? 💸💸 Keep the negativity and show me the money instead! 🤑 #MoneyOverHate"

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