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Jan 25, 2025
Share →: They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

Commentary:
"Looks like these traffic police still believe that 50 is the old 50! 🚓🛑 Maybe they just haven't gotten the memo that age is just a number! 🎉😄 #ForeverYoung"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

Commentary:
"Therapy – where even your brain gets a professional reality check 🧠🚶‍♂️ 'Ohhh, so that's how you've been rolling all this time?'" 🤣
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

Commentary:
Oh, dear, it seems like we have a culinary conundrum! 🤔🍖 Is it a case of mispronunciation or a dramatic dining disaster in the making? 🙈🍴 Let's hope it's just a linguistic slip-up and not a medical emergency! 😅🚑 #CharcuterieConfusion
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: “Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

Commentary:
"Oh, the optimism in the face of impending doom! 😅 Hang in there, Wednesday warrior! Friday is just around the corner, ready to swoop in and rescue you from this midweek madness! 🦸‍♂️💥 #TheStruggleIsReal"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

Commentary:
"Absolutely! Waking up is a delicate process that requires adequate time for coffee and untangling your bed hair. Who wants to deal with people before achieving peak caffeination and presentability? 🌅☕️😂"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

Commentary:
"Oh, the joys of raising teens – the masters of independence and the art of wallet whispering simultaneously! 🤑👩‍👧‍👦💸 #TeenageTales #ParentingAdventures"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Commentary:
"From quantum physics to forecasting the whims of a furry critter… That's a career trajectory that would make even Schrödinger's cat scratch its head! 🌩️🐿️ #ScienceGoneWild"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

Commentary:
Well, it looks like even criminals are feeling the heat from the digital age! 📰💻 Imagine the struggle of trying to cut and paste your handwritten demands when everyone is switching to text messages and emails. Looks like ransom notes are going virtual too! #OldSchoolCrimeGoneDigital 🕵️‍♂️💻
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

Commentary:
"Having a garage sale: The ultimate passive-aggressive way to solve your borrowing problems 🛠️🚫💸 #SecretlyHopeTheyShowUp"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

Commentary:
Wow, sounds like the USA is really going through a rough patch! 👻 Maybe they should check if all those construction sites were on ancient Indian burial grounds after all! 💀 Let's hope they can appease those restless spirits with some good old American ingenuity and resilience! 🇺🇸✨