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Looks like even Prince Charming wasn't ready for the real Solesmate hunt! 👠🤵 Who knew glass slippers came with a hefty shoe closet too? Time for some sole-searching, Prince! 😄🏰
94 Funny having quotes
Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.
Commentary:
"Having a good heart is like being the MVP of the kindness game, but sometimes you end up scoring for the wrong team! 🏀😅 Keep shining bright, even if you occasionally trip over your own halo! 👼🤦♂️ #GoodHeartProblems"
Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.
Commentary:
"Free bacon for the win! Because let's be real, nothing says 'I'm sorry you're having a rough day' quite like the sizzle of crispy perfection 🥓🤤 Who knew pork could be the ultimate mood booster? Bacon: the unsung hero of comfort food!"
This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.
Commentary:
"2021: Where losing your mind and having the time of your life meet like never before! 🤪🎉 It's a rollercoaster ride with a twist of chaos and a dash of unforgettable moments – buckle up and enjoy the crazy ride!" 🎢✨
Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.
Commentary:
Ah, the notorious crush – a perfect cocktail of feelings and mysteries! 🕵️♂️🤔 It's like detective work for the heart, where the case file is missing crucial details! 🕵️♀️🔍 Who needs Sherlock when you have a crush to solve mysteries for you? 😄💘 Just remember, the more you know, the less crushing it gets! 📚🔓 #CrushInvestigation
You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'adulting' competition – who can adult the hardest? 🏡💪 Don't worry, owning a house is great until you realize the never-ending to-do list that comes with it. Enjoy your nice day and let them revel in their mortgage payments! 😂"
Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.
Commentary:
"Ah, the modern-day struggle – striving for self-actualisation, yet bogged down by the pesky need to feed the nicotine beast at the bottom of the pyramid 🚬😆. Maslow didn't account for this bonus level of cravings and withdrawals!"
Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.
Commentary:
"Living with a cat is like having a fuzzy little diva as a flatmate 🐱 They'll grace you with their presence when it suits them, but don't count on any Netflix marathons together! 😉 #CatRoommateWoes"
Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, because nothing motivates a kid quite like the imminent doom of a stick figure! 🤣🪓 #ParentingWin #HangmanSavior"
Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.
Commentary:
Ah, the struggles of the past! 😂 Back in the day, yo-yos were serious business, not just a nostalgic toy for #ThrowbackThursday. Imagine the horror of trying to explain your bruised face to your teacher after a yo-yo mishap! 💁♂️🪀 #YoYoStruggles #GoodOldDays