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I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

As funny as it sounds, the easiest way to get women is by having a girlfriend.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Car insurance should give you back money at the end of the year for having no accidents.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Shoutout to video games, man. I love having a reason to live.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Having a crush on a girl makes you think things like, yes, let me make more money.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Man, you really don’t appreciate not having something in your eye until you have something in your eye.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Few things in life are as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Man, it sucks having no kids. All I do is whatever I want, all the time.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

Posted onMar 30, 2026

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