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A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

Posted onMay 22, 2026

The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

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