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Never underestimate the healing power of having your bed to yourself.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I was having a great day, and then, people.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Normalize having a threatening aura, but really just being a sweetheart.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Having divorced parents as an adult is funny because you and your siblings are like, “Damn, who has custody of Mom today?”

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time I truly felt free.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I mean, sex is all right, but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else’s fault, even though it really, really looked like it was yours?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

Posted onMay 18, 2026

I love having plans to cancel.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

If you’re a dude and you’re having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

β€œGen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

Posted onMay 18, 2026

The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Having a job is insane because they give you actual money in exchange for pressing the buttons.

Posted onMay 6, 2026

Pizza should be free for anyone having a bad day.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Being a writer means knowing exactly how your story ends, and having absolutely no idea how to get there.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Having an international law degree in this day and age must be what it feels like losing chess to a dog and getting robbed of $90,000 afterward.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Being a writer means having a story you want everyone in the world to read, except anyone who knows you.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Worst feeling is playing a game and having nobody to talk to about it.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Having a girlfriend who doesn’t post herself on social media is an underrated blessing.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

If you’re having a good day today, don’t play Wordle.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Having a dirty mind and an innocent face is truly a blessing.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Imagine having someone to come home to who doesn’t have fur.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

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