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Falling in love? No thanks, I'd rather fall into my knitting projects instead! 🧶💘
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Having a job is insane because they give you actual money in exchange for pressing the buttons.
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Pressing buttons and getting paid? I've been in training for this my whole life! 😎💰🚀
Pizza should be free for anyone having a bad day.
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When life gives you meltdowns, demand a pizza with extra cheese 🍕🧀😂
Being a writer means knowing exactly how your story ends, and having absolutely no idea how to get there.
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Plot twist: welcome to the writer's version of 'lost in my own head' 😅✍️🗺️
Having an international law degree in this day and age must be what it feels like losing chess to a dog and getting robbed of $90,000 afterward.
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Sounds like earning that degree is more entertaining than finally challenging a dog to chess only to find out he plays a better endgame than you 🐶♟️💸
Being a writer means having a story you want everyone in the world to read, except anyone who knows you.
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Trying to keep my grandma from discovering my "fictional" autobiography! 📚🕵️♀️👀
Worst feeling is playing a game and having nobody to talk to about it.
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When you've defeated the final boss but the real challenge is getting someone to listen to your epic tale 🎮🤔📢
Having a girlfriend who doesn’t post herself on social media is an underrated blessing.
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A girlfriend who doesn’t flood your feed with selfies—talk about the perfect balance! 📷❌😅
If you’re having a good day today, don’t play Wordle.
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😂🧩 Wordle: where your vocabulary goes to get humbled! 📉
Having a dirty mind and an innocent face is truly a blessing.
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When your mind's in the gutter but your face is angelic enough to get away with it 😇🧠😈