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Sounds like Gen Z is swiping left on procreation! 🚫📱👶
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Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.
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Charging for scientific articles feels like finding a plot twist at the end of a math book 📚🙄💸
Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?
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Trying to laugh at a video you can't even see properly is the ultimate test of friendship 😂📱🔍
The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.
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When reality hits harder than my first crush at a demolition derby 😂💔 #DreamSquashed
I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.
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Falling in love? No thanks, I'd rather fall into my knitting projects instead! 🧶💘
Having a job is insane because they give you actual money in exchange for pressing the buttons.
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Pressing buttons and getting paid? I've been in training for this my whole life! 😎💰🚀
Pizza should be free for anyone having a bad day.
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When life gives you meltdowns, demand a pizza with extra cheese 🍕🧀😂
Being a writer means knowing exactly how your story ends, and having absolutely no idea how to get there.
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Plot twist: welcome to the writer's version of 'lost in my own head' 😅✍️🗺️
Having an international law degree in this day and age must be what it feels like losing chess to a dog and getting robbed of $90,000 afterward.
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Sounds like earning that degree is more entertaining than finally challenging a dog to chess only to find out he plays a better endgame than you 🐶♟️💸
Being a writer means having a story you want everyone in the world to read, except anyone who knows you.
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Trying to keep my grandma from discovering my "fictional" autobiography! 📚🕵️♀️👀