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Someone from has bookmarked:

I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

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“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

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I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

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If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

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I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

Someone from has copied:

“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

Someone from has downloaded:

Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

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The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

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As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

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Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

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Spotted on Pinterest:

“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

Making waves on Threads:

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

Going viral on Reddit:

My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

Trending via Telegram:

Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

Trending via YouTube:

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

Making waves on Reddit:

Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

Going viral on YouTube:

The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

Breaking via Discord:

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

Live now on Twitch:

You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

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Jan 20, 2025
Share →: I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

Commentary:
"Looks like Valentine's Day plans just got celebrity-crushed! 💔 Sorry, boyfriend, but sharing Salma Hayek might be a bit out of the budget. 😜 Maybe next year you can aim for someone a wee bit more attainable! 😉"