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16 Funny hello quotes

I don't know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Yes, hello, I'd like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
If you're going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025