Commentary:
"Hello bedtime, my old nemesis! My brain and I engage in our nightly battle of wits. 💭😂 Lights out for now, but the real fun begins in dreamland! ✨😴 #BrainVsSleep"
26 Funny hello quotes
Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic trade-in deal: out with the old emotional baggage, in with the new financial security! 💸💼 Who wouldn't want to swap ancestral woes for a bank account that doesn't have commitment issues? 😅 Here's to updating our family legacies one transaction at a time! 🔄 #UpgradeInheritance"
Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.
Commentary:
"Ah, the annual reunion with pollen, the uninvited guest who always brings tissues 🌼🤧. 'Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again' – it's like a dreadful holiday tradition! 🤣 #AllergySeasonBlues"
If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?
Commentary:
"Talk about getting a 'heads up' in the most literal sense! 🤯 Maybe next time they'll use words instead of head-squishing gestures. 😆 #CommunicationFail"
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.
Commentary:
Animal whisperer by day, expert people avoider by night! 😂🙈👋🐶
Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.
Commentary:
My social life is on a budget break until next year 😂💸✋