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"Because nothing says 'I love you' more than ensuring everyone can connect to the Wi-Fi network instead of engaging in meaningful conversations ๐คณ๐ผ๐ถ #ModernPriorities #FamilyBonding"
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- Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.
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- Christmas decor isnโt meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.
- December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.
- I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, heโs not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, heโs not watching me when Iโm sleeping.
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Ah, the eternal dilemma – do we embrace the caffeine kick of coffee โ๏ธ or the cozy warmth of mulled wine ๐ท? Decisions, decisions! Remember, there are no wrong choices when it comes to starting your day with a bit of liquid joy… Cheers to embracing the festive spirit in all its forms! ๐โจ -
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"Oh, just casually dropping a 'hello' to Santa like it's no big deal, but we all know it's just a clever ploy to get on the nice list ๐ ๐ผโจ #SantaKnowsBest" -
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"Nothing like announcing a surprise pregnancy to divert attention from a heated political debate! ๐คฐ๐ป๐ฅ Who needs CNN when you've got this strategic family diplomacy move? ๐" -
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"Looks like those little troublemakers are getting rewarded for their exceptional skills in procrastination! Maybe it's time for them to earn their stripes… and do some chores! ๐คฃ๐๐ช" -
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Oh, the adults table – where seasoned pros in the art of loud debates and passionate discussions gather to show off their tantrum-free skills! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ถ๐ฅ #DinnerDrama #AdultingLikeAPro -
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"Canadians are so dedicated to gravy, they have a whole separate day just to celebrate it! ๐จ๐ฆ๐ Who needs a specific Thanksgiving day when you can have gravy with a side of turkey any day of the year? ๐ #GravyLoversUnite" -
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"Who needs thanks when you have feasting on the table? ๐ฆ๐ด Let's rename Thanksgiving to Feaster and keep the food coma tradition alive! ๐๐ #FoodieFun" -
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"Talk about tough luck! Five mass extinctions survived, only to meet a furry fashion critic with killer instincts ๐ฆ๐ #ThanksADecorativeHouseCat" -
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"Looks like Hansel and Gretel better have some good home insurance! ๐ ๐๐งฏ #NotUpToCode"
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- Text a co-worker at a random time โare you joining this meeting?โ as a fun holiday prank.
- It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.
- If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.
- The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.
- Found a picture of me sitting on Santaโs lap. Hard to believe itโs been a whole year.
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