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Getting into the holiday spirit one tiny jingle at a time 🎄✨ #MinimalistMerry
231 Funny holiday quotes
If we start flirting now, we could be in matching pajamas on a Christmas card before the holidays.
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Time to strategize our pajama game plan—matching plaid or full-on reindeer print? 🛌🎄😂
According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 4 days until Christmas.
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Looks like my sweet tooth is speeding up time! 🍫🎅😆
The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.
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Finding extra cash during the holidays is like finding a unicorn in my wallet 🦄💸
Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.
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🎅😂 "Breaking news: Neither Santa nor 'local singles' are coming down your chimney this year!" 💔🎄
I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas.
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Looks like I'll be wrapping myself up for the holidays! 🎁🤗💸
Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.
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Snow in November is nature's way of saying "slow down, buddy, your tinsel enthusiasm is showing" 🎄❄️😂
It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.
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Guess I'll be gifting everyone homemade IOUs this year! 🎁💸😅
I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.
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Celebrating Halloween in March and Thanksgiving leftovers in May, I'm just living my best life! 🎃🦃🎄
If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?
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Why stop at shoes, cookies, and toys? Let's put them in charge of everything—maybe we'll finally get free cookies with every shoe purchase and toys that assemble themselves! 🍪👠🎁