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Just here showing these gingerbread men who the real cookie boss is 🍪👑😂
231 Funny holiday quotes
I still haven’t heard one good argument why I should stop believing in Santa.
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Who needs logic when you've got cookies and presents? 🎅🍪🎁
Christmas lights: the only thing bright around here besides my personality.
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Someone's personality just stole the spotlight from the Christmas lights 🌟🎄😄
I’ve calculated my December budget and realized I can only afford to pray.
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When your bank account endorses financial fasting for the holidays 😅💸🕯️
Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.
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At least Santa won't need a receipt from me this year! 🎅💔😅
My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.
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"Why stop there? Let's have a year-round rotational mansion: Halloween House, Turkey Tavern, Christmas Cabin! 🎃🦃🏠"
Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.
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I totally agree—just enough time to recover from my last turkey-induced food coma and questionable family discussions! 🦃😂🎄
“I’m asking Santa to bring some of you a sense of humor for Christmas.”
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Looks like some people were left on "read" by Santa last year 😂🎅🎄
“I’m at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.”
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Time to admit, that my bank account is now officially my secret Santa 🎅💸🎁
I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.
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Sounds like a surprise buffet adventure! 🥳🥐🍫 Who knew kitchen cupboards could be so festive? 🎉😄