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I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

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This meeting could have been a cake.

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Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

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Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

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If love is the answer then what was the question?

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If every day is a gift, today is socks.

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There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

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When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

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Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

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I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

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I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

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On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

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I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

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I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

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If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

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I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

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Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

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I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

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I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

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Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

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I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

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My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

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Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

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Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

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You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

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Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

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A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

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The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

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Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

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Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

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Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

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Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

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Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

Just shared via Slack:

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

Spotted on TikTok:

How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

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Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

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Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

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There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

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