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Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Imagine trying to ruin my day and I ignore you for the rest of my life.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Nobody rots in bed like I do.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

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Seen just now on WeChat:

Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

Breaking via Twitch:

Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

Just landed via Slack:

People in 1999 were using the Internet as an escape from reality. People today are using reality as an escape from the Internet.

Going viral on Twitch:

The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

Going viral on WeChat:

I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

Going viral on Instagram:

And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

Making waves on Instagram:

I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.

Trending via Pinterest:

Hair is unwashed, so I obviously feel like I’m fundamentally unlovable.

Just shared via Facebook:

Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

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58 shares on TikTok this month:

The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

81 shares on Messenger this month:

When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

94 shares on WeChat this month:

My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

96 shares on WeChat this month:

Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

87 shares on X this month:

In a relationship with my heated car seat.

19 shares on Slack this month:

Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

99 shares on TikTok this month:

What does international law say about a third Margarita?

66 shares on Discord this month:

I need to start hiding my money from myself.

19 shares on Pinterest this month:

It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

62 shares on Telegram this month:

People pleasers aren’t kind. They’re afraid.

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Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

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Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

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Trust my gut? The thing that can’t even handle milk.

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Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

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I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

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Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

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My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

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Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

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Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

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This year, the feliz is not navidading.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Signing all emails with BOOM SHAKALAKA today.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Snapchat:

I’m running out of people I like.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

Going viral on Instagram:

My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

Shared recently on Reddit:

If I were to “picture everybody in the room naked,” I would be stunned and in awe of the beauty and diversity of the human form before me. But thanks for the advice.

Just shared via X:

We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

Making waves on YouTube:

Being single only sucks when you’re a little drunk and really want to flirt.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

Seen just now on X:

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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