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It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

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I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

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Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

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Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

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All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

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Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.

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Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

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Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

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The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

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Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

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I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

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Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

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I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

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I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

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Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

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I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

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Shopping is the only exercise I need.

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Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

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My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

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If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

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Share →: Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

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Share →: I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

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"Ah, the fine art of humble bragging 🌟😏 Excelling in excellence and humility like a boss! Clearly, you were raised right! 😎 #HumbleButProud"

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I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

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I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

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Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

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For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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This quote is invisible. Only people who masturbate a lot can read it.

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Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

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The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

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I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

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I’m here by unpopular demand.

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I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

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I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

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My brain is 80% song lyrics.

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When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

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Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

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Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

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You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

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The first step to recovery is addiction.

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I’m not old, I’m vintage.

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We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

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