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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

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Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

I need a massage for my brain.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

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Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

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Trending via YouTube:

You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

Making waves on X:

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

Broadcasted on Discord:

Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

Broadcasted on Threads:

I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

Just landed via X:

Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

Breaking via Snapchat:

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

Making waves on Messenger:

Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

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Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

If you can stand me, you deserve me!

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There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

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Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

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I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

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One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

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The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

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When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

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Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

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Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

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Trending via Twitch:

If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

Freshly posted on X:

Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

Trending via Messenger:

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Spotted on Snapchat:

The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

Just shared via Instagram:

“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

Going viral on Threads:

I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

Trending via Telegram:

‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

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