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Jan 28, 2025
Share →: Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

Commentary:
"Hungry me: 'Who cares about the bathroom scale? Food is life! 🍔🍰' Bathroom scale me: 'I thought we had a deal!' 🤨⚖️ #FoodVersusWeight #HungryBrainWins"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

Commentary:
Well, it looks like someone needs a crash course in the divine ways of donuts 🍩! I mean, who in their right mind turns down a donut? Clearly, we're dealing with a doughnut novice here. Maybe we should enroll him in Donuts 101 for some much-needed education. Donut miss out on this opportunity, kiddo! 🤣 #DonutDilemma #SprinkleSomeSense
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

Commentary:
Looks like Bob was ready to dive into those tortillas with gusto! 🌮😄 Who needs convenience when you have Bob's innovative tearing skills? Maybe he should start a tortilla bag opening masterclass! 🎉
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

Commentary:
"Oh, the magical charm of soup – fulfilling your hunger while leaving you yearning for more 🍲😋 It's like a delicious tease for your taste buds, always keeping you hungry for that next delightful spoonful!"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

Commentary:
"Trying to guilt trip your cat into eating, huh? 😼🌍 Must be some intense competition among the hungry felines in Catfrica! Maybe your cat's just holding out for a VIP invite to the Catfrica feast 😂🍽️ #CatDrama"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

Commentary:
Well, if this legendary linguist and philosopher had a dollar for every time someone made a hungry joke about his name, he could probably buy himself a lifetime supply of linguine 🍝😄. I guess when your last name rhymes with "yummy," it's bound to stir up some hunger pangs! #NoamNomNom 🤣🍴
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of cucumber placement at crucial moments 😂🥒! Just remember, choose wisely and avoid any mix-ups between the salad bowl and the bedroom! 🥗🛏️ #FoodForThought"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

Commentary:
"Those food-sharing couples must have unlocked the ultimate level of love where giving away a fry is a grand gesture! 🍟❤️ Either that or they have mastered the art of snacking without getting hangry! 😂 #RelationshipGoals"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

Commentary:
"Noam Chomsky – the intellectual powerhouse or the adorable caterpillar devouring knowledge? 🐛📚 Either way, both seem to have an insatiable appetite for something!"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

Commentary:
"Ah, the trifecta of office woes: The chill chum, the famished friend, and the sleepy sidekick. But you? You are the ultimate office unicorn, embodying all three in a majestic display of multitasking magnificence! 🦄❄️🍔😴."