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Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

Commentary:
"Well, well, well… If you're going to end up in hell, might as well make yourself comfy on a throne, right? 👹🔥 Who knew even the fiery depths could use a touch of royalty! 👑😈 #HellOnThrone"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

Commentary:
"Imagine the satisfaction of causing traffic jams and slow commutes in your afterlife as a rebellious speed bump! 😈🚗 Just make sure to bring your 'Slow Down' sign to complete the look! 😂 #SpeedBumpRevenge"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

Commentary:
"Talk about next-level laziness! 😂 Not only does this person envy sleep, but they want it at a global scale 🌎💤 #BedtimeGoals"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

Commentary:
"Hey there, I'm like a virtual support group – hear to 'like' all your problems and make you feel validated! 🤗💬 Remember, you're not alone in this hilarious mess we call life! 🙌😂"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

Commentary:
🐭 "I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am." 🦁

Well, it looks like this person has found a unique way to assert their dominance over the mouse kingdom! Who knew announcing your arrival could be the key to fearless navigation through dark rooms? Maybe they're onto something… Or maybe they just really like an audience, even if it's a tiny, whiskered one!
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

Commentary:
"Looks like the space bar isn't cooperating with your intergalactic dreams 🌌 Keep pressing, maybe you'll reach the stars eventually! 🚀✨#EarthBound #SpaceBarFails"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: “I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'icebreaker' move – setting the stage for awkward oversharing since forever! 🙈 Next time, perhaps we can just stick to the usual names and job titles…unless someone wants to reveal their secret talent of eating an entire pizza in one sitting! 🍕😄"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

Commentary:
"Life's just not complete until you find someone who stares at you like Doc stares at a flux capacitor. ⚡️🤯 #RelationshipGoals #BackToTheFuture"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

Commentary:
"Wow, selective participation sounds so much fancier than lazy! 💁‍♂️ Who knew sitting on the couch binge-watching Netflix was actually a sophisticated choice? 🛋️📺 Embrace your inner selective participant! 😆"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

Commentary:
"If only turning laziness into cash was a viable career choice! 🛏️💰 But hey, a nap a day keeps poverty away, right? 😄💸"