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Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

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I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

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Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

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Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

Going viral on X:

Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

Trending via Reddit:

I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

Trending via Twitch:

They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

Seen just now on WeChat:

Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

Making waves on TikTok:

Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

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You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

Just landed via Discord:

Unfollowers, take me with you!

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Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

I have a yearning disability.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

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Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

Trending via Snapchat:

According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

Shared recently on X:

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

Just shared via Discord:

Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

Reported on YouTube:

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

My last straw is way longer than I thought.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

Reported on Instagram:

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

Making waves on WeChat:

My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

Live now on Facebook:

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

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