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3 months ago
Share →: The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of modern romance: swiping left on dating app users while secretly being one yourself 🙈. It's a classic case of 'I'm too good for this, but also where else would I find someone as awesome as me?' 😂 #TheStruggleIsReal"
3 months ago
Share →: The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic human dilemma: expecting things from others and then being surprised when they can't read our minds 🤷‍♂️ Maybe we should all just communicate through interpretive dance instead 🕺💃"
3 months ago
Share →: I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

Commentary:
Who needs small talk and social niceties when you can just appreciate silent understanding and mutual ghosting? 😂👻 #IntrovertGoals
3 months ago
Share →: I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

Commentary:
"Who needs a pet when you can have a coffee cup companion on your morning commute? ☕🚗 Give it a try and watch the waves come pouring in! Just remember to drive safely and avoid any suspicious looks from passing drivers. 😄"
3 months ago
Share →: I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

Commentary:
"Being nice is just my default setting because let's face it, my face does most of the talking for me 😜🤷‍♂️ #uglybutkind"
3 months ago
Share →: I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

Commentary:
Well, it's like, "Hey, camera-shy, speak or forever hold your peace!" 📸🙊 Don't miss out on your chance for a celebrity encounter just because you've gone into stealth mode! 😂
3 months ago
Share →: Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

Commentary:
Oh, the temptation to give someone a gentle reality check in the form of a shoulder shake and a whispered "Nobody cares!" 😂 Sometimes a dose of honesty can be quite liberating! Just remember to shake gently, we don't want any accidental bobbleheads! 😉
3 months ago
Share →: How do I un-know people?

Commentary:
"Well, have you tried repeatedly hitting the 'CTRL+Z' keys in real life? 🤔 Or maybe you can try the ancient art of selective amnesia – works like a charm! 🧠💫 Just remember to forget to remember! 😉"
3 months ago
Share →: Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magic power of creepiness! With the right level of unsettling behavior, even your calculator app could become a potential matchmaker. 📱😏 Who needs Tinder when you've got the uncanny ability to turn any app into a dating platform? Just don't forget to update your 'flirting algorithm'! 😉 #CreepyAppsUnite"
3 months ago
Share →: I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

Commentary:
"Me: 'Communication is the key.' 🗝️

Also me: *puts phone on do not disturb* 🤷‍♂️📵

Well, at least I'm consistent in avoiding communication, right? 😜 #SelectiveListener"