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Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Excited for my husband to get back from his trip, so I can sit him down for a little presentation of all the internet videos I saved for him to watch.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Long story short, I survived.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

It seems really unfair that my future depends on me.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Don’t really want to have 6-8 pints and a takeaway tonight, but it’s Friday and rules are rules.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

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Going viral on Twitch:

Porn looks so funny when you’re not horny.

Just landed via Slack:

I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

Spotted on WeChat:

My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

Making waves on TikTok:

Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

Making waves on Discord:

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

Making waves on Messenger:

At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

Spotted on X:

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

Going bananas on Slack:

I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

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Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

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26 shares on Messenger this month:

My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

23 shares on Instagram this month:

There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit.

29 shares on Discord this month:

Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

49 shares on Threads this month:

That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

59 shares on WeChat this month:

It was all revealed to me in a delusion.

52 shares on Twitch this month:

Cafeteria is a beautiful name for a baby girl.

55 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Major cheat code in life: ask for the big, unreasonable thing. The universe meets you at your level of audacity.

55 shares on WeChat this month:

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

48 shares on TikTok this month:

Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

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Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

IP address? You mean the bathroom?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

I’m brave but not “order something different from the restaurant menu” kind of brave.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Taking Adderall to use the calculator app.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

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Live now on Slack:

Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

Going bananas on YouTube:

So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

Shared recently on Threads:

Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

Seen just now on Twitch:

I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

Spotted on WeChat:

I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

Trending via Discord:

You should be able to call in sad to work.

Trending via Slack:

We are talking about how beautiful and cool you are behind your back.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

Going bananas on Facebook:

My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

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New funny internal disagreement quotes 👇

Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

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