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Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

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If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

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Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

I’m here by unpopular demand.

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Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

Trending via Facebook:

I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

Going viral on WeChat:

Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

Reported on Messenger:

If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

Trending via Pinterest:

Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

Reported on Snapchat:

The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

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Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

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Shared recently on Twitch:

It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

Going viral on Facebook:

I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

Shared recently on Facebook:

My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

Making waves on WeChat:

Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

Going viral on Slack:

Being silly is very important for my mental health.

Broadcasted on X:

God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

Breaking via Slack:

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

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