19 Funny intimacy quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

  Commentary:
  Well, if problem-solving doesn't work out, we could always resort to the ancient art of slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers 😘💬 Who knew that the key to life's mysteries lay in such delicate gestures? 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said you can't have it all clearly hasn't met me 😏 Let's aim for a life filled with laughter and pleasure – it's all about that good vibe energy! 😂💥 #FunnyQuotes #LifeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the mysteries of human desire! 🙈 Maybe it was just a moment of temporary insanity… 🤷‍♂️ Who knew that having fun could be so awkward? 😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

  Commentary:
  "Must be tough not being able to stand up to the occasion 😏🍆 #gettingtotherootoftheproblem"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

  Commentary:
  "Who needs soap when you have a boyfriend, right? 😆🚿 Apparently, love really is the best cleanser! #RelationshipGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the age-old conundrum! 😏💔 It seems like happiness truly is a double-edged sword for some. One can only hope that there's more to life than just the pursuit of pleasure! 😂🤔

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's a whole new level of relationship goals right there… 🤔💑 Who knew that sex could be the final frontier of love and togetherness? 😂💕 #CoupleGoals #AfterSexThoughts

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so that's how you make sure the suspense is real every time 🦈😏 Just imagine the intense buildup followed by a surprising climax! 🎶😆 #SharkWeekInBed

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs fancy dates when you have a loyal shower curtain stealing the show? 🚿😂 Here's to finding that down-to-earth, hands-on partner with waterproof qualities! 💦🛁 #ShowerLove"

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