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Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Men be like, “I’m sexually attracted to you as a friend.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

How do people post 25 times a day? The only thing I can do 25 times a day is pee.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you make too much money.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

On the next episode of Hoarders, they visit my subconscious.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

Making waves on YouTube:

Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

Trending via Telegram:

Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because I’m a recovering people pleaser.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

Just shared via Discord:

If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

14 Funny karma quotes

Funny karma quotes bring a delightful twist to the idea of cause and effect! 🌟😂 These witty remarks playfully explore how what goes around comes around, often with a humorous spin. Whether you’re reflecting on life’s little ironies or just in need of a chuckle, these quotes serve up some good-natured fun about karma’s playful nature. Enjoy a laugh and a fresh perspective on the cosmic scales of justice! 😄⚖️

New funny karma quotes 👇

I love when the universe delivers receipts.

3 weeks ago

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What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

3 weeks ago

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Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

3 weeks ago

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Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

4 weeks ago

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I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

4 weeks ago

6am, holiday, humor, irony, karma, morning, schedule, work
“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

4 weeks ago

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Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

4 weeks ago

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My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

1 month ago

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Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

1 month ago

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Come on, karma, do your job.

1 month ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

69 shares on WeChat this month:

People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

44 shares on Reddit this month:

I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

63 shares on Pinterest this month:

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.

89 shares on Telegram this month:

Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

63 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

67 shares on Telegram this month:

Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

26 shares on Snapchat this month:

Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

53 shares on Pinterest this month:

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

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23 folks are currently checking 👀

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

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If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

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When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

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Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

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Everything feels like thinking the stripper actually likes you.

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How did Satoshi write the code of Bitcoin before Claude?

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

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I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

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Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

The ultimate student paradox: skipping class to avoid stress, only to stress about skipping class!

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Facebook:

I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

Just landed via WeChat:

I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

Spotted on Slack:

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

Spotted on Messenger:

Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

Just shared via Slack:

I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

Just shared via Facebook:

I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

Live now on TikTok:

90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

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