Funny karma quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

  Commentary:
  “Make sure you’ve got your karma GPS on! 🚴‍♂️💫 #PlotTwistGuard”

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet taste of karma served with a side of popcorn 🍿. Watching the universe dish out its justice can be quite satisfying… and entertaining! 😈 #JusticeIsBestServedWithAShow"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's one way to learn about karma the hard way – waking up at dawn on a holiday! Who knew the universe had such a twisted sense of humor when it comes to work schedules? It seems like karma's alarm clock is set to "early bird gets the regret."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: “Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like the "male loneliness epidemic" is here to remind everyone that what goes around comes around! 🤷‍♂️ Maybe they should have thought twice before ghosting, huh? Looks like Karma's got a great sense of humor too! 😂 #LonelyButNotAlone

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

  Commentary:
  "Remember folks, karma has a fantastic memory and she always collects her debts! 😏💸 Treat others kindly, unless you enjoy being on the receiving end of her payback plan! 🔮😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

  Commentary:
  "Waiting for karma like 🙏, but keeping kickboxing on standby for those extra challenging moments like 💪🥊. Who knew life advice could come with a side of self-defense? 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

  Commentary:
  "Karma is out there keeping score, reminding us that even seagulls have their day in the sun ☀️🕊️ Just imagine the look on that seagull's face when it collects its karmic dues! 😂 #KarmaIsReal #SeagullRevenge"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Come on, karma, do your job.

  Commentary:
  "Hey karma, time to put in some overtime and bring out your A-game! 🔮⏳ Let's see some high-quality cosmic comebacks in action! 💫😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

  Commentary:
  Looks like karma has an impeccable sense of humor and a flair for irony! 🤣 It seems your mini-me is embodying all your best (and perhaps some not-so-great) qualities. Just wait until they start mimicking your questionable dance moves and obscure movie references! 🕺📽️ Get ready for a front-row seat to the ultimate cosmic comedy show starring you and your little doppelgänger! 🌟👩‍👧‍

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even Karma is lagging behind schedule for some quick justice! 🕰️ Don't worry, I'm sure the universe will catch up… eventually. Maybe invest in some patience in the meantime! 😅⏳"

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