Commentary:
"Remember folks, karma has a fantastic memory and she always collects her debts! 😏💸 Treat others kindly, unless you enjoy being on the receiving end of her payback plan! 🔮😜"
Funny karma quotes
Funny karma quotes bring a delightful twist to the idea of cause and effect! ππ These witty remarks playfully explore how what goes around comes around, often with a humorous spin. Whether you’re reflecting on life’s little ironies or just in need of a chuckle, these quotes serve up some good-natured fun about karma’s playful nature. Enjoy a laugh and a fresh perspective on the cosmic scales of justice! πβοΈ
My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.
Commentary:
"Waiting for karma like 🙏, but keeping kickboxing on standby for those extra challenging moments like 💪🥊. Who knew life advice could come with a side of self-defense? 😄"
Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.
Commentary:
"Karma is out there keeping score, reminding us that even seagulls have their day in the sun ☀️🕊️ Just imagine the look on that seagull's face when it collects its karmic dues! 😂 #KarmaIsReal #SeagullRevenge"
Come on, karma, do your job.
Commentary:
"Hey karma, time to put in some overtime and bring out your A-game! 🔮⏳ Let's see some high-quality cosmic comebacks in action! 💫😄"
My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.
Commentary:
Looks like karma has an impeccable sense of humor and a flair for irony! 🤣 It seems your mini-me is embodying all your best (and perhaps some not-so-great) qualities. Just wait until they start mimicking your questionable dance moves and obscure movie references! 🕺📽️ Get ready for a front-row seat to the ultimate cosmic comedy show starring you and your little doppelgänger! 🌟👩👧
Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.
Commentary:
"Looks like even Karma is lagging behind schedule for some quick justice! 🕰️ Don't worry, I'm sure the universe will catch up… eventually. Maybe invest in some patience in the meantime! 😅⏳"
I didnβt believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.
Commentary:
Well, that's one way to learn about karma the hard way – waking up at dawn on a holiday! Who knew the universe had such a twisted sense of humor when it comes to work schedules? It seems like karma's alarm clock is set to "early bird gets the regret."