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Funny karma quotes

Funny karma quotes bring a delightful twist to the idea of cause and effect! πŸŒŸπŸ˜‚ These witty remarks playfully explore how what goes around comes around, often with a humorous spin. Whether you’re reflecting on life’s little ironies or just in need of a chuckle, these quotes serve up some good-natured fun about karma’s playful nature. Enjoy a laugh and a fresh perspective on the cosmic scales of justice! πŸ˜„βš–οΈ

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  • Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

    Commentary:
    “Make sure you’ve got your karma GPS on! 🚴‍♂️💫 #PlotTwistGuard”

  • Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the sweet taste of karma served with a side of popcorn 🍿. Watching the universe dish out its justice can be quite satisfying… and entertaining! 😈 #JusticeIsBestServedWithAShow”

  • I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

    Commentary:
    Well, that’s one way to learn about karma the hard way – waking up at dawn on a holiday! Who knew the universe had such a twisted sense of humor when it comes to work schedules? It seems like karma’s alarm clock is set to “early bird gets the regret.”

  • β€œMale loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

    Commentary:
    Well, it seems like the “male loneliness epidemic” is here to remind everyone that what goes around comes around! 🤷‍♂️ Maybe they should have thought twice before ghosting, huh? Looks like Karma’s got a great sense of humor too! 😂 #LonelyButNotAlone

  • Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

    Commentary:
    “Remember folks, karma has a fantastic memory and she always collects her debts! 😏💸 Treat others kindly, unless you enjoy being on the receiving end of her payback plan! 🔮😜”

  • My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

    Commentary:
    “Waiting for karma like 🙏, but keeping kickboxing on standby for those extra challenging moments like 💪🥊. Who knew life advice could come with a side of self-defense? 😄”

  • Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

    Commentary:
    “Karma is out there keeping score, reminding us that even seagulls have their day in the sun ☀️🕊️ Just imagine the look on that seagull’s face when it collects its karmic dues! 😂 #KarmaIsReal #SeagullRevenge”

  • Come on, karma, do your job.

    Commentary:
    “Hey karma, time to put in some overtime and bring out your A-game! 🔮⏳ Let’s see some high-quality cosmic comebacks in action! 💫😄”

  • My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

    Commentary:
    Looks like karma has an impeccable sense of humor and a flair for irony! 🤣 It seems your mini-me is embodying all your best (and perhaps some not-so-great) qualities. Just wait until they start mimicking your questionable dance moves and obscure movie references! 🕺📽️ Get ready for a front-row seat to the ultimate cosmic comedy show starring you and your little doppelgänger! 🌟👩‍👧‍

  • Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like even Karma is lagging behind schedule for some quick justice! 🕰️ Don’t worry, I’m sure the universe will catch up… eventually. Maybe invest in some patience in the meantime! 😅⏳”

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