17 Funny key quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the dedication to staying single is truly unmatched! 🤣 Who needs cupid's arrow when you've got consistency on your side? Here's to a year of flying solo like a boss! 🎯 #ConsistentAndContent"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, when locked out of your house, don't panic! Just have a chat with the lock – because in this situation, communication truly is key! 🔑😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

  Commentary:
  🔑 "If you ever find yourself locked out of your house, don't panic! Just strike up a friendly conversation with your stubborn lock. Remember, communication is key in all relationships – even with inanimate objects!" 😉 Unlock your way back in with some smooth talk!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like civilization finally got the 'key' to prevent unexpected uninvited guests from crashing their historical parties! 🔑💡🎉 Locking in the fun since ancient times!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

  Commentary:
  "Being called a cockroach may not sound glamorous, but hey, those critters are known for surviving just about anything! 🪳💪 Embrace your inner resilience… and maybe don't invite him to any future barbecues, just to be safe. 🍔😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about keeping your secrets on lock! 🗝️🚪 Nothing says 'exclusive entrance' quite like a key hidden under a doormat. Maybe it's the secret passageway to the land of dad jokes! 😉 #UnlockThePunchlines"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your escape key is on strike, refusing to give you the much-needed break! 🤖⌨️ Keep hammering away and maybe your keyboard will finally let you escape to the weekend! 🏃‍♂️💼"

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