14 Funny key quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like civilization finally got the 'key' to prevent unexpected uninvited guests from crashing their historical parties! 🔑💡🎉 Locking in the fun since ancient times!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

  Commentary:
  "Being called a cockroach may not sound glamorous, but hey, those critters are known for surviving just about anything! 🪳💪 Embrace your inner resilience… and maybe don't invite him to any future barbecues, just to be safe. 🍔😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about keeping your secrets on lock! 🗝️🚪 Nothing says 'exclusive entrance' quite like a key hidden under a doormat. Maybe it's the secret passageway to the land of dad jokes! 😉 #UnlockThePunchlines"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your escape key is on strike, refusing to give you the much-needed break! 🤖⌨️ Keep hammering away and maybe your keyboard will finally let you escape to the weekend! 🏃‍♂️💼"

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