Funny kindergarten quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

  Commentary:
  "Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still struggling with basic adulting skills? 🙈 Maybe they should start with making things 'adultproof' instead! 🤣 #AdultingWoes"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the key to a stress-free life was to simply revert back to Kindergarten? No bills, no responsibilities, just pure bliss of naps and snacks. Sign me up for the Kindergarten life ASAP!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

  Commentary:
  "Today marks the start of my youngest's academic journey! 📚🎒 I shed a tear (or two) as he embarked on his kindergarten adventure, but let's be real – I cried mostly for his teachers who now have to deal with his boundless energy and endless questions! 🤣🍎✏️ #TeacherAppreciation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

  Commentary:
  🤣💔 Ah, the future Mrs. DiCaprio starting kindergarten! That's some serious relationship goals right there. Imagine her nervously trading crayons with other kids, hoping that Leo will notice her finger-painting skills. Leonardo better start practicing his ABCs to keep up with her! 🎨💑

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