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Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

It’s important to follow your significant other around the grocery store, not helping, and only hovering like the specter of death.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

I wish I was born into wealth so I could have a nice 1-bedroom apartment.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

Making waves on YouTube:

I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

Just shared via X:

I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

Shared recently on Discord:

Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

Seen just now on X:

The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

Just shared via WeChat:

I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

Going viral on YouTube:

Unemployed folks always have esoteric knowledge, for some reason.

Making waves on Instagram:

Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

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10 shares on Threads this month:

If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

11 shares on Pinterest this month:

Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

26 shares on Threads this month:

“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.

10 shares on Slack this month:

I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

71 shares on Messenger this month:

If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

65 shares on TikTok this month:

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

19 shares on Pinterest this month:

Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

11 shares on TikTok this month:

“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.

23 shares on Threads this month:

Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

46 shares on Slack this month:

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

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Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

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Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

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I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

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Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

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Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

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My five-year plan only requires a few acts of God.

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I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

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I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

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Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

With my staggering 91% survival rate, you’d be a fool to hire another dog sitter.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

“I’m at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.”

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Everybody boo’d up, and I’m getting treated like celery on a hot wing plate.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Twitch:

I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

Trending via Telegram:

I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

Shared recently on Discord:

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

Just shared via Twitch:

How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

Just shared via Discord:

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

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