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Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

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It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

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You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

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Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

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When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

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Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

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You’re so productive for your wage.

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Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

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The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

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Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

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The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

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I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

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Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

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So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

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If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

Broadcasted on Reddit:

It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.

Going viral on Slack:

Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

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Funny kindergarten quotes

Funny kindergarten quotes offer a heartwarming glimpse into the world of young minds and their delightful interpretations of everyday life. 🎨🧸 From their quirky observations to their adorable misunderstandings, these quotes capture the pure and playful spirit of early childhood. Prepare to be charmed and amused by the wisdom of the tiniest philosophers! 🎨🧸

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2 weeks ago
Share →: My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

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Time to open those piggy banks and prepare for the world of adulting! 🐷💵 #FinancialGuruInDiapers
2 weeks ago
Share →: Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

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Guess I should've asked Santa for a financial advisor instead of toys! 🎅💰😂
5 months ago
Share →: Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

Commentary:
"Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still struggling with basic adulting skills? 🙈 Maybe they should start with making things 'adultproof' instead! 🤣 #AdultingWoes"
5 months ago
Share →: I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

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"Who knew the key to a stress-free life was to simply revert back to Kindergarten? No bills, no responsibilities, just pure bliss of naps and snacks. Sign me up for the Kindergarten life ASAP!"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

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"Today marks the start of my youngest's academic journey! 📚🎒 I shed a tear (or two) as he embarked on his kindergarten adventure, but let's be real – I cried mostly for his teachers who now have to deal with his boundless energy and endless questions! 🤣🍎✏️ #TeacherAppreciation"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

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🤣💔 Ah, the future Mrs. DiCaprio starting kindergarten! That's some serious relationship goals right there. Imagine her nervously trading crayons with other kids, hoping that Leo will notice her finger-painting skills. Leonardo better start practicing his ABCs to keep up with her! 🎨💑

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The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

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I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

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The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

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Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

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A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

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“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

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What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

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Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

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The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

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There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

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You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

Reported on Snapchat:

I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

Making waves on TikTok:

I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

Spotted on X:

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

Making waves on Telegram:

Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

Just shared via Facebook:

Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

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Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

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