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60 Funny language quotes

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Math is like Chinese to me.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025