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4 months ago
Share →: My love language is deader than Latin.

Commentary:
"Ah, the rare and ancient love language of the extinct, the lost art of romancing like Caesar himself. If only we could revive it, maybe then we'd have a chance at deciphering those cryptic texts from our partners. Alas, it seems our love lives are doomed to remain as mysterious as a Latin inscription on a crumbling Roman ruin."
5 months ago
Share →: Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

Commentary:
"Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony. 😅 Who knew a tiny piece of punctuation could cause so much confusion! It's like a never-ending battle between dash enthusiasts and space aficionados. 🤔 #HyphenOrNoHyphen"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

Commentary:
When someone asks how you’re doing and you respond with "I’m fine" while your leg is having its own NASCAR race under the table 🦵💨 #SpeedDemon #CantStopWontStop
5 months ago
Share →: British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

Commentary:
"Oh, what a splendid day it is for chewsing! 🇬🇧🍴 Just another typical Chewsday in the land of tea and crumpets! 😂 #BritishHumor"
5 months ago
Share →: Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

Commentary:
"Seriously, autocorrect often assumes way too much! 🤔😂 Maybe it's time for autoassume to step up and take responsibility for all those embarrassing text messages! 🙈🔤 #AutocorrectFail"
5 months ago
Share →: My love language is being sent money.

Commentary:
"Who needs fancy dinners or sweet nothings when you can show your love with dollar signs? 💸💕 Talk about speaking the language of the wallet! 💰😆 #MoneyTalks"
5 months ago
Share →: If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Commentary:
Oh, English, the language that keeps you guessing and laughing simultaneously! 🤪📚 It's a wild ride of inconsistency where read can sound like lead, but don't even think about making read rhyme with lead! 🤯🤓 How else would we keep our brains on their toes if not for these linguistic acrobatics? 🤔💬 #EnglishLanguageShenanigans
5 months ago
Share →: Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

Commentary:
"Who needs that newfangled jive when you can be rocking the classic slang? 😎 Stay rad, stay bogus, stay totally tubular, dude! 🤙"
5 months ago
Share →: Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

Commentary:
"Trying to understand why 'colonel' is pronounced like 'kernel' and not 'colon-ell' is like unraveling a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma. 🤔🌽 #LinguisticMindbender"
5 months ago
Share →: I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

Commentary:
"Imagine the chaos a little subtitle box hovering above every Brit would create! 🇬🇧😂 Who knew deciphering British banter required an interpreter? 🤔🎥 #LostInTranslation"