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Literally caught red-handed with the American vibe! 🇺🇸🤭
149 Funny language quotes
This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.
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Looks like this post needs a helping thumb! 👍😄
I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’
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If flies could speak English, I'd finally have someone new to ignore my ultimatums 😂🪰💬
I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.
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When it comes to semicolons, I'm 100% committed to my 50% confidence; 😅📚
Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.
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When you say "hyperbole" like "guacamole," it's sure to make the party dip into laughter 🥑😂
Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.
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Lobobos: Now trending as 'brain freshness treatments' with the Gen Z seal of approval 🤯🧠 #StayFresh
Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.
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Bruh, even Shakespeare would be like "What's up?" 😂📚
Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.
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I always say "essentially" when I want to sound like I almost graduated from my TED Talk binge-watching university 🎓😄
No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).
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When your love language is high-energy pest mode 🤪💖 #AnnoyinglyAdorable
I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.
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Who knew hot dogs had a secret rap name? 🌭🎤 Please, let's not turn them into urban legends. 😂