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Trying to master languages with Duolingo is like learning to swim in a kiddie pool! 🦉💬🏊♀️
156 Funny language quotes
When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.
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"Rest in peace, word warrior—master of mundane meanings! 📝🤣🔍"
Straight man stuns they/them by ordering in fluent woke.
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Fluent in woke? That sounds like a totally new dialect only the baristas at vegan cafés understand! 🌱☕️
I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.
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Dancing along happily in blissful ignorance 🎵🤷♂️🎶
Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.
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🤣 I guess I’ve been channeling my inner "weird uncle" all along! 🧔🕺
When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.
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That moment when you witness someone's vocabulary evolution. 🐣➡️🦅🧐📚
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.
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Wow, with all those words, you'd think there'd be at least a polite way to schedule a chair appointment! 🙃🪑📚
You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.
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Literally caught red-handed with the American vibe! 🇺🇸🤭
This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.
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Looks like this post needs a helping thumb! 👍😄
I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’
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If flies could speak English, I'd finally have someone new to ignore my ultimatums 😂🪰💬