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35 Funny laundry quotes

Funny laundry quotes add a touch of humor to the never-ending chore of washing clothes! 🧺😂 From the trials of sorting colors to the mystery of missing socks, these quotes capture the lighter side of laundry day. Enjoy a laugh as you tackle the laundry pile! 😄👕

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

3 months ago

You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

3 months ago

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

3 months ago

I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

3 months ago

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

3 months ago

I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

3 months ago

Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

3 months ago

Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

3 months ago

Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

3 months ago

At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

3 months ago

I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

3 months ago

I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

3 months ago

Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

3 months ago

If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

3 months ago

My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

3 months ago