I don't know who needs to hear this right now, but it's time to fold the laundry that's been lying around since last Sunday.

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

Commentary:
🧺👚 "Listen up, folks! It's time to tackle that laundry mountain that's been growing taller than the Eiffel Tower. Remember, your clothes need a vacation from the floor too!" 😉 #LaundryDayBlues

Iโ€™d change my name to laundry if it meant youโ€™d think about doing me every day.

Iโ€™d change my name to laundry if it meant youโ€™d think about doing me every day.

Commentary:
"Talk about being willing to go the extra 'spin cycle' for someone! 🧺💕 Who knew laundry could be so seductive? Sounds like this person is hoping to get 'folded' into someone's heart on the daily! 😂✨ #LaundryLove"

Men: Masters of multitasking - can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

Commentary:
"Men: Masters of multitasking – balancing sports 🏈, laundry 🧺, and remembering important dates like your birthday 🎉…whoops, scratch that last one! 😂"

โ€œAnd on the 7th day he restedโ€. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

โ€œAnd on the 7th day he restedโ€. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

Commentary:
Well, isn't it laundry day all day, every day? 😅 Looks like God took a pass on dealing with the mountain of dirty socks and never-ending tumble of mismatched socks! Maybe that's why laundry feels like a never-ending saga! 🧺🙏 Keep calm and fold on!

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

Commentary:
🌲🐿️🧹✨ "Disney really had us all fooled with their princess movies, making us believe that a catchy tune and an open window would lead to woodland creatures doing our chores. I don't know about you, but my neighborhood squirrels are not interested in folding laundry anytime soon!" 😂 #DisneyMagicGoneWrong 🎶

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

Commentary:
"Sounds like a classic case of mixing up your to-do list with your chores list 🤣. Don't forget to check off 'feeling accomplished' at the end of the day! 🧺🐱🚿🗑️🧍"

You may think no one is there for you, but there's laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

Commentary:
"Feeling ignored and unloved? Fear not, for there is always laundry waiting to embrace you with open arms…err, hangers! 🧺✨ Who needs human relationships when you have a trusty pile of clothes to fold, right? 😅 #LaundryIsBae"

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old parenting hack – the elusive art of distraction! 🧺📚 Tell a teen to fold laundry and suddenly math problems seem like a piece of cake! 🤣 Who knew chores could be the homework motivation we've all been searching for? 🤷‍♂️ #ParentingWin"

I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

Commentary:
"Laundry, the ultimate relationship status: always piling up and never folding back. 🧺😏 #SingleAF #LaundryDayBlues"

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

Commentary:
"Who needs a dog that can high-five when you can have one that can fold laundry like a pro? 🐕👚 Let's revolutionize dog training one chore at a time! 💪🐾 #DomesticatedSuperheroes"