Funny lemon quotes

• When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

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  5 days ago

  always, gift, humor, lemon, lemons, life, maybe, perspective, sarcasm, self, take, think, thinking, thought, yourself

• When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

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  6 days ago

  actually, depression, easy, expectation, expectation vs reality, frustration, humor, lemon, reality, something, stress, thought, vs, wordplay

• When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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  1 week ago

  eye, humor, joke, lemon, life, prank, someone, squirt

• When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

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  1 week ago

  citru, climate, humor, irony, lemon, life, live, perspective, remark

• Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

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  1 week ago

  hand, humor, inspiration, lemon, others, positivity, want, world

• My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

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  2 weeks ago

  accent, cooking, dad, finding, funny moment, helpful, humor, italian, Italian accent, lemon, lemon ricotta, moment, recipe, ricotta, Siri, technology, thought, used

• Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

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  3 weeks ago

  alcohol, cold, drink, help, hope, humor, i, lemon, lemons, me, remedy, tequila, winter

• When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

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  3 weeks ago

  eat, food, fridge, going, hands, humor, i, laziness, lemon, lemons, life, me, next, procrastination, put, salad

• Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

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  3 weeks ago

  exaggeration, fruit, giving, humor, lemon, lemons, life, me, situation, throwing, unexpected, unexpected situation, watermelon

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