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When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

Feb 2, 2026

When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

Feb 2, 2026

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Jan 30, 2026

When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

Jan 30, 2026

Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

Jan 28, 2026

My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

Jan 22, 2026

Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

Jan 21, 2026

When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

Jan 19, 2026

Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

Jan 19, 2026