Funny lemon quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

  Commentary:
  "When life hands you lemons, make sure they don't see it coming! Remember, it's all fun and games until someone gets lemon juice in their eye."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

  Commentary:
  Well, when life gives you lemons in the middle of a snowstorm, it's either a miracle or your neighbor has a secret greenhouse full of surprises! Remember, when life throws you a curveball, just make sure it's a lemon and not a snowball.

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

  Commentary:
  🍋🤣 "When life gives you lemons, don't just make lemonade – be the lemon! 🍋😄 Show the world that you're zesty, tangy, and ready to add a little zest to their day. Who knew being a lemon could be so empowering? 😉🍋 #SourPower"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

  Commentary:
  🍋👨‍🍳 "When life gives you lemons, add a touch of 'ciao' and whip up a ricotta masterpiece! 🇮🇹🤖 Dad took Siri's recipe search to a whole new level with his Italian charm. Who knew technology had a taste preference? 🤔📱 #WhenInDoubtAddPasta"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, just add tequila and make a margarita! 🍋🍹 Who needs vitamin C when you have a good ol' bottle of tequila, right? Stay warm and hydrated, cheers to fighting off that cold in style! 🥃😄"

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