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Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

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You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

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The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

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Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

If you’re reading this, drink some water. You’re not a cactus.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

I hate texting. Just hunt me like an animal.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

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People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

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I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

Making waves on Threads:

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

Just shared via Pinterest:

A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

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Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

Seen just now on Slack:

I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

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Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

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76 shares on Facebook this month:

I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

32 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

60 shares on Discord this month:

The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

67 shares on Messenger this month:

The day after Christmas is a dangerous morning to be a microwave.

93 shares on TikTok this month:

Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

27 shares on TikTok this month:

Don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory).

40 shares on Reddit this month:

The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.

16 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Missionary, so we can discuss how 15 min can save us 15% or more on car insurance.

71 shares on TikTok this month:

My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

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I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

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Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

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No, you’re not a “prompt engineer,” you’re a sloperator.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

Can someone write me a note to get out of being a responsible adult?

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

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A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

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Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

Seen just now on Threads:

Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

Trending via WeChat:

Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Can we not just call it Zealand now?

Making waves on Reddit:

Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

Making waves on YouTube:

Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

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