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At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

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I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

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You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

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Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

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Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

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Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

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I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day.

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I wish anxiety came with french fries.

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I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

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NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

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Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

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Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

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“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

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Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

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If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

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Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund.

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The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

89 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

72 shares on Instagram this month:

There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

37 shares on Discord this month:

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

34 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Dairy Queen” is actually the perfect drag name.

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Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

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I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

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Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

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I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

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If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

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One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

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Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

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I am stoned and laying in bed reading, and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head, and I whispered, “No!”

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Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

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If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

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Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

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The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

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Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

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All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes.

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Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?

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I don’t know how to knit, so I made you a tinfoil hat.

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Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

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I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

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Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

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I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

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How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

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“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

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