876 Funny life quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, the neighbor starts a lawnmower orchestra 🎶😂🌱"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

  Commentary:
  "3am: the time when life's mysteries are solved and your sleep schedule is destroyed 😂🕒💤"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

  Commentary:
  "Hey, at least we were productive at being unproductive together! 🤷‍♂️😂🍕"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

  Commentary:
  "When I upgrade to that version of life, I'll read the instructions! 📚🤔😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

  Commentary:
  "Why do apps updating their format feel like my phone's playing hide and seek with my sanity? 🤯📱🔄"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Guess that's why my idea of a romantic dinner is sharing Wi-Fi passwords! 📶❤️ #WeirdoAtHeart"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

  Commentary:
  "When you thought you were dialling 'support,' but accidentally called 'drama central!' 📞😅🎭"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: New season, same chaos, but with extra sprinkles of creativity! 😅🎢💡 #LifeRemix"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

  Commentary:
  "When I found out a crush is just a lack of information, I realized my whole life was basically a WiFi dead zone. 📶❌😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

  Commentary:
  "Suddenly, it's a sidewalk stand-up show! 😂👀 #FreelanceComedian"

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