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Looks like the socializing hangover is real! 😂🥴📅 I'll see you in 2024.
1457 Funny life quotes
They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.
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Well, until then, I'll stick to dating pizza 🍕❤️😂
We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.
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Sounds like we’re using advanced technology to time travel back to reality! 📱⏳🤣
A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.
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Sounds like everyone checked their phones for a text from him 😂📱✂️
Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.
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Keith Richards is basically time's favorite recycling project! ⏳🕺🍸
This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.
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When the cost of living hits you like a rent invoice even Jesus couldn’t cover 🏦💸😅
Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.
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When did being an adult become a never-ending episode of "Survivor"? 🌞😴🤦♂️
I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.
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Even on rough days, let your pits smell like victory! 🙌💪🤣
Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute.
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Looks like even the mold thinks I’m a fungi! 🍄😂
I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.
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Rooting for this guy like I'm cheering for my mattress topper 🛏️🤣📈