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Oh, birthdays and one night stands β fleeting but memorable moments that we sometimes prefer to forget! ππ Growing older can sometimes feel like playing a game where you hit the "ignore" button every time your birthday pops up. ππ After all, denial is a form of anti-aging, right? Here's to celebrating birthdays the way you want, or not celebrating them at all! ππ₯³ #ForeverYoungInSpirit
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