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Looks like I'll need to set multiple alarms and stock up on popcorn just in case 🍿⏰😅
1457 Funny life quotes
The hardest part of corporate life is pretending to care about things that don’t matter.
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Playing the Oscar-worthy role of 'Enthusiastic Employee #1' every day! 🎭😅
Corporate life is watching someone get promoted and suddenly develop a new personality in meetings.
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When Bob gets promoted and suddenly thinks he's the CEO of everything 😂👔🔝
Another day of meaningless suffering. Let’s see what awaits us tomorrow.
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Just another episode in the sitcom called life! Can’t wait for the season finale 😂🍿📺
I was born in the right generation. I love bedrotting and scrolling through Twitter all day.
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"Finally, a generation that excels in the art of horizontal productivity! 📱😴 #BedrottiNation"
Staring at your phone is a great way to miss a few years of your life.
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Time flies when you're having fun… or when you're deep into your 8th "dog riding skateboard" video 😂📱🐕🛹
I just found out I have to go on dates to get a boyfriend. I’m sick to my stomach.
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Dating: the only time stomach butterflies are both romantic and a symptom of illness 🤦♀️🦋
“There’s a reason religion tells you your reward is after death; it keeps you quiet while you’re being exploited alive.”
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Eternal rewards program: Join now, redeem never. Heaven's got the best points system! 😇💸😂
Job-hopping is a funny concept, like ‘Hey, I’m gonna go hate my life over there instead.’
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"Switching from hating Mondays to loathing Wednesdays 😅📅 #CareerGoals"
This can’t be the life I protected with a mask in 2020.
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Still waiting for my "life upgrade" package to arrive! 😂📦😷