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Life's like a rollercoaster π’ – full of ups and downs! π΅ So, when the going gets tough, crank up the tunes πΆ, pour yourself a drink πΉ, and sit back to savor the ride π! Cheers to finding balance in the chaos! π₯π
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- You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.
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- Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.
- Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.
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"Ah, the timeless struggle of adulting – like a never-ending rollercoaster ride with no exits in sight! π’π Just remember, growing up is optional… but paying bills is not! πΈπΌ Hang in there, you got this! π #ForeverYoung" -
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"Ah, yet another day where adulting strikes again! π€¦ββοΈ Who invited responsibilities to the party anyway? Time to play hide and seek with obligations and hopefully find some fun along the way! π #ResponsibilitiesRuiningMyVibe" -
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"Adulting in 3 words: Permanent Chaotic Circus π€ΉββοΈπͺ Just when you think you've got it all figured out, here comes yet another plot twist to keep you on your toes! Embrace the chaos, embrace the unexpected – that's just the thrilling rollercoaster ride of being a responsible grown-up!" -
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"Life: the ultimate game of trying to figure out what to do during that awkward moment between birth πΆ and death π. Don't worry, we're all just winging it! π€·ββοΈπ" -
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"Who knew money had such problem-solving skills?! πΈ Solving 69 problems like a boss, and leaving you with a cool 30 to deal with… Guess money can't buy you a solution to everything! π #99ProblemsButCashAintOne" -
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Well, if life is a joke, then you must be the headliner of the comedy show! ππ Just keep laughing your way through the punchlines life throws at you! π€£ #LivingMyBestJoke
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- Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didnβt bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.
- When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.
- Do you ever feel like youβre a white shirt and life is a red wine?
- The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.
- I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.
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